Friday 14 December 2018

CROZIERS AND CRUTCHES



Morning sunshine
What a lot of time has passed since the last blog in the series. The cooler weather did come at last and with it the hard work of changing over clothing, washing blankets, and all the roofs to paint, the trees to pollard and garden to trim so that the cuttings can be taken away. The log pile has to be put in place and various brokering undertaken for other neighbours and friends who wanted logs for their fireplaces.

We had a few complaints about not being in touch, but we have had our hands full with hospital scans, nasty injections and other miscellaneous aspects of getting on a bit. Also a few visitors over the summer and autumn.

Trauma Teddies (I have a simple pattern, if you are interested in
having a go!}
The refugee crisis in Greece continues and the weather was getting much colder, so there was a call for help to knit lots of baby woollies which exercised the knitters and crocheters of our group … and just in the midst of that our most expert knitter had to rush back to the UK after hospital tests had detected cancer.

Mrs Crozier took a short pre-Christmas trip to London recently and, having a very early flight opted to stay at an airport hotel in Heraklion to be almost next to the check in desk for the morning. Unfortunately, after dropping off her luggage she took a little walk down to the nearest coffee shop and had a nasty fall on the lethal Cretan pavements injuring her ankle. Knowing that going to A & E in Heraklion was likely to take all night, she did her best with frozen peas, bandages, strapping and Ibuprofen. Also knowing that Greek airlines give the best passenger assistance in the world, called the airline and was wheelchaired through the airports in Crete and in Athens. If passenger assistance was an Olympic sport, Greece would win gold medals every time. Those guys manoeuvre two wheelchairs at a time across Athens Airport from Domestic flights to International and from the gate they use trucks with elevator platforms which gets wheelchairs right to the front door of the plane.

Wheelchair assistance broke down at Gatwick when waiting until all the passengers had left the plane, no one arrived to meet the patient. A well meaning flight assistant used a large pushchair to move Mrs Crozier off the plane and down a corridor to be parked at the bottom of a staircase, outside a lift. And there she stayed, very very cold and alone for quite some time. Shouting “Hello is anyone there?” a few times, and getting more and more desperate as no one was around and even with a mobile where was no one to make contact with except family on the wrong side of passport control. After a very long wait, desperation meant that by turning sideways in the pushchair to hold the brake off and scooting crablike with the good leg, Mrs C made it into the lift and tried to decide which floor to go to. The door opened into one of those long corridors with a walkalator halfway along and Mrs C paddled along the deserted area beside the moving walkway wondering where everyone was. After a long period of scooting, stopping, resting and scooting some more, she came to a hallway at the far end where the passengers from another flight were bursting towards baggage control. By some miracle, one of the electric carts came round the corner with two people in the front and waving her arms, Mrs C asked for help. I guess the predictable jobsworth UK response came back from the driver, “Oh I can't help you, I'm on my training”. (What are you training for if not to help people?) but the accompanying Trainer did (reluctantly) get on her walkie talkie to summon help. Eventually a puzzled person wearing a beanie hat appeared saying that he had been to meet the Norwegian flight but no one had showed up. I noticed that the Norwegian plane was in the next bay down to the Aegean plane … and think there may have been a walkie-talkie mix up. Anyway, I was at long last packed on board the swishing buggy and swept through baggage claim and passport control towards Leo who was beginning to give me up for completely lost.



At A & E the next day, the Xrays showed that the ankle had a break and the lovely Doctor took a photo of the Xrays on the screen to take home on the Ipad and prescribed a large, heavy, black boot covered in velcro strapping. It rather put paid to any ideas Ma Crozier had about achieving much in the UK or Christmas shopping but the Christmas cards got written and posted and she made it to the Stone Revellers Pantomime, which was a great evening after all the hassle. So that was an improvement on last year, when the Christmas cards took two months to arrive and she missed the Panto altogether. She arrived back to Crete a couple of days ago with instructions to get everything checked by an Orthopaedic doctor asap. So Mr and Mrs Crozier have had their wings well and truly clipped with neither of us able to drive for the next few weeks. Watching the pair of us hobble down the street with sticks and crutches is almost comical unless you're doing it! Negotiating our rustic stairs with the boot is a no-no!





Sadly, we won't be able to comment on what is happening much this festive season as we will be at home, indoors most of the time...I expect you, like us, have watched a lot of TV coverage about Brexit and are still none the wiser! We seem to have daily doses of it for two years and nothing gets any better, only worse. What an unholy mess! PS I visited three Post Offices by taxi in the UK to get forms for an International Driving Licence in case my current UK licence becomes invalid in Greece. Not one of these quite large post offices could supply an application form. This is only one of the problems we are encountering as UK subjects in Europe. The complications could be ghastly … or not. Only time will tell and I'll worry about it when driving becomes an option again!

However, we can wish everybody a very blessed Christmas and happy New Year from wet and windy Crete. Kala Christouyenna!