Friday 3 August 2012

A BIT OF A PICKLE

Harbour beach at Panormo
Like you, I expect, we have been following Team GB at all the Olympics events and glad to see that all the places look so picturesque on the TV screen, even if it was raining in sheets round Dorking and Leatherhead for the Women's Road Cycling last weekend. The atmosphere looks good and the sports teams are giving it their all. We have particularly enjoyed the rowing and show jumping events and have been cheering on our teams – even from so far away. The roadsides and trees look so green and, with such dry weather here, there has been the danger of forest fires, if people are not careful enough. The local authorities are busy everywhere cutting back the trees, bushes, grasses and oleanders along the road sides as a precaution.


Talking of fires, I had spent the best part of two days incandescent with rage at the hacking of my Email address which had all my daily subscriptions arriving each morning, my entire address book over 15 years, now unattainable, and nothing in the way of Help Desk Support (nothing) from the rich corporation of Microsoft.

In case it helps some other unfortunate, please delete and do not open any Email with the subject “Private Message”. I had already done so when I saw the message from a friend I had just been trying to speak with on Skype. As our call kept dropping, I thought that this was a follow up. She had tried to let me know but by this time it was too late. I understand that these things happen from time to time, but to expect people to wander blindly through web page forum after web page, searching fruitlessly for a help desk or telephone number, following all the instructions and still getting nowhere is absolutely infuriating! If I try to get back to my account, I am presented with a bogus form to fill in asking for all sorts of ID information, passwords and credit card numbers. All I needed was to speak to someone whom I could be sure was genuine because I could not believe any of the web pages appearing on the screen were true. It's a horrible feeling being abroad and left in cyberspace without a paddle for ever wondering if all your connections and passwords have failed. (Yes, she is going to blow her top, Captain!) Anyway, we spent two hours running the virus protection full scan, filled in a bogus form and then hastily erased everything, found every online web question and answer forum and left bitter complaints about the complete lack of assistance to sort things out (which would not register, because I couldn't sign in with my Email address ….Catch 22 again and so on). Such is life. If you need my new Email address it is captioned below but I am not even sure that my blog or Facebook will hang together much longer because they are based on my original Email address. Aaagghh!

New Email address - not so different!

So if we disappear off the planet and you cannot make contact, this is the reason!

Melons galore !

Meanwhile in blisteringly hot Crete, tempers other than my own have been frayed. Lots of Athenians have arrived in town with big cars and noisy children; our water tank has been replaced under guarantee and has stopped leaking everywhere and we are overwhelmed by the second glut of cucumbers, aubergines and wonderful figs! I have been slaving over the pickle jars to ensure that the large crop is not wasted but everyone's vegetable gardens are obviously coming to fruition simultaneously and I feel as though I am living in the realms of the magic porridge pot which never stops boiling over. We cannot get the fridge door closed! The beaches are heaving with tourists, which is good to see but we are not venturing out for swimming until tea time most days.

Two jars have been given away already!
The heat is getting to everyone and it was almost to the point of shotguns out yesterday. Friends of ours building a house in Crete (always a very risky enterprise) have had one problem after another with builders, licences, lawyers, neighbours, bureaucracy and so on. They are nearly at the point of completing and moving in – then the man owning the field opposite the plot pronounced that he was going to build a fence across the access road to their house because the roadway (which they have been using for 3 years) belongs to him (It doesn't but we have heard of this ploy being used before) and their lawyer who was dealing with the issue is on holiday for three weeks. It seems that blackmail and crossing palms with silver is at the bottom of it, but it is a bit of a scar on our little village which has always seemed so friendly to us but can close ranks when it comes to outsiders invading their space. A road block is a bit critical when the cement lorry is on its way, though, and people are coming and going to deliver goods and materials. Our friends have been grossly overcharged for work, in some cases paid twice over when one builder left the project and all the workmen had done the work, but not been paid. That individual had “sold” them a piece of land which did not belong to him and the horror story gets worse as they try to sort it out. Other workmen have left the site leaving broken and wasted items scattered everywhere and over-ordered materials which were not required. Painters came one day and left taking all the equipment and paints with them which subsequently 'disappeared'. When they turned up for work again needing more materials and equipment, they demanded more money over and above what they had already been paid. K & I wonder if it would have been easier to rebuild or renovate one of the very many existing houses needing tender loving care instead of covering the landscape with even more concrete, and with such a hassle. At least everyone would know the dimensions of the building plot and services would be laid on already. Every single stage of the build has met with some sort of opposition or dispute. We are agog with every new happening which is so like the worst kind of soap opera. Our friends should write a book when they have recovered from all the stress involved, even though John Humphreys and his son did it first.

Even if it lacks refinement and would never feature in Homes and Gardens, K & I realise that we got off very lightly with our little stone house!

A cool evening at last with the moon rising over the mountain




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