Sunday 24 June 2018

BUREAUCRACY FOR BEGINNERS



In case people back home think that we are lazing around a beach or pool with long, cool drinks in our hands and idling all day long, we need to put the story straight. ...And we thought the saga of the IKA book was unparalleled!

K's Greek Driving Licence expired and he started the process to renew it about five weeks ago. We went to the local market town of Perama where the Citizen's Advice Bureau (KEP) gave him a sheet of paper with the list of requirements he had to supply. The whole process cost in excess of 200 euros. He had to go to the Photographer for a large number of photographs – two for the licence and one for each Doctor consulted. There was a list of Doctors and Ophthalmologists he could choose from, two cheques or receipts from the Post Office in different sums of money for different government departments and a labour of Hercules to complete in sizzlingly hot weather on crutches. Each appointment has necessitated a trip to the very busy and hot Rethymnon, parking and taxis to get to different Doctor's Surgeries. Fortunately (or not, ) I had five appointments at the Dentist for root canal surgery, so could assist with lifts most of the time. We feel as if this process has been going on for months. It was only at the last visit to the Dental Surgery that I realised that I had been consulting the wrong Dentist. But, that … is ... another ... story! Two Dentists with identical shaped and arranged surgeries – one on the first floor of the building and one on the second! However, that relieved us of a further 180 euros and I digress!

K visited the Optician and had his glasses upgraded. Then, the GP Doctor (10 euros) referred him to an Orthopaedic Specialist (10 euros) which we left until the next journey into town; this Specialist referred him to a Neurologist, so we had to make another trip. After a few weeks of travelling backwards and forwards, queuing, and consulting Doctors, we arrived back at KEP with all our papers, fees paid, photos taken; they told us that we had to go back to the GP Doctor for the final sheet of paper. The Neurologist found that both legs had problems and we were beginning to think that the quad bike might have to go into mothballs, but eventually, we emerged from the KEP office on Friday with a one year driving licence and the advice to start with a different GP next time! Each Doctor gave us a sealed envelope to be presented at KEP as part of the process, so it was all a bit unnerving. K and I are completely exhausted and a bit annoyed as we feel sure that none of the locals in our village bother about licences anyway!


In the meantime, we have both been in the wars. Regular plant pot watering outside leaves the porch and terrace tiles wet and slippery so K had his first fall when his feet just shot out from under him and we were struggling hard to get him up again. Then a tangle with his feet as he dismounted the quad bike landed him with a huge bump on the back of the head, which is just beginning to heal. Worn ferules on the crutches slid out from under him and the elbow piece gouged a large chunk out of one arm most recently. Every time we take the car out, we have to clean up residue from the swallows and sparrows who gather on the electric wires above our head and leave the car in a horrible mess. Yesterday, I was adjusting sun shades over the car windows and managed to catch the bridge of my nose with the boot flap … so, maybe we just shouldn't be allowed out at all!


However, we are getting ready for the arrival of visiting children and grandchildren in mid July and gathering beach towels and buckets and spades in readiness. We are sussing out the most interesting beaches, train rides and tavernas to prepare an action packed or sleepy holiday as they choose. I regularly stop off at the Church of the Four Martyrs in Rethymno to light prayer candles for safe travel and a happy holiday as well as all the other requests of the time.


Our regular walks with my energetic walking buddy have continued. We have explored a back track between our village and Panormo through the olive groves and market gardens and will follow this early one morning with K on the quad bike and myself walking, when we have a spell of cooler weather. Last week, we found a lovely unspoiled beach – well off the beaten track with shady seats and a beach bar and … most importantly for us, accessible car parking just at beach level. It is really great that our walks are helping us to find hidden treasures both inland and unexpected coves on the coast. We spent a happy morning in Fodele, where El Greco is reputed to have been born and enjoyed a tour the little village and followed the shady nature walk along the fast flowing river.


Almost by accident, I have joined an on line Group entitled the Upcycled Clothing Collective which seems to have spread round the world via Facebook. There are a good few posts day by day showing what lovely clothes and upholstery/furnishings have been designed by reusing pre loved materials and not buying anything new. I had no idea that donated clothes to Charity Shops commonly end up in land fill so have found it inspirational for ideas although I think that the occasional frock made out of a table cloth looks a bit odd!  I had a go at using natural dyes from eucalyptus and then with tea bags on white cotton to see what would happen. I have a work in progress by way of a quilt sampler. Sewing and embroidery is so much less hot and sticky than knitting this time of year. I had a hilarious interval in the Stationery Shop trying to explain what transfer paper was. The assistant didn't know whether I wanted a pen, paper or an iron by the time I finished my charade. Slow progress is under way
… watch this space.


Crete is HEAVING with people. We have to leave really early to get a place in the car park on our trips to Rethymnon and then pay much more because we have been there longer! People are spilling off the pavements, tour parties are doing the circuits, hire cars are filling the roads and the beaches are chock a block! It must be a good year for Greece, but we will be glad when the hot, crowded season is over and peace reigns again!

Kalo taxidi;  safe travel and happy holidays!




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