Wednesday 26 September 2012

Things that go bleep in the night ..... (or Bleepless in Barton)



Apologies for the delay in posting a blog recently but I have been in the UK and enjoying sparkling weather and causing considerable food envy by eating lobster at Christchurch Quay on a happy day out. I was glad to get the flight back to Crete before the winter storms set in across Britain and returned to Crete where it was a bit more peaceful. 40 years ago, K and I travelled to Greece for our honeymoon and the weather was horrible in Greece and lovely in England which made us wonder why we had spent all that money on air flights! However, I needed to get back to celebrate our anniversary and somehow got it right for once. It is lovely to be here this September. There are stunning blue skies and warm sun during the day but it is clear and cold with bright, bright stars at night. I will be delving in my big wooden storage chest to unearth the duvet in the next couple of weeks or two.

Full table while four people ate lobster !!!!!

The journey back and forth to England was hampered by a horrible back problem and for a day or two, I thought that I might have to cancel. Fortunately, Aegean Airlines were really helpful when I called them to ask for assistance at the airport as I remembered quite a long walk from the Domestic to International side of the airport and I did not think I would be able to manage it. K had asked the Pharmacist for help with pain killers and I had three packs of different items with very strict instructions on them. So the short story is that I arrived home at Heathrow in a wheelchair and had to return via wheelchair also to comply with the terms and conditions of the ticket. This was an educational process and I was able to find out about being wheelchair bound first hand and like the Curate's egg, it was good in parts. The journey out from Heraklion and Athens had been marvellous, but the journey back had been different altogether. OK, it is fine being parked against a corridor wall in a proper wheelchair that can be self wheeled while the helpers are busy doing other things and helping other people. With this sort of conveyance, it is possible to find the disabled loo and generally pass an hour or so before the flight leaves without being a nuisance. I was left on a bench at the departure gate at Heathrow while the flight was delayed for an hour with no way of moving, stuck at the back of the plane in a window seat and had to wait until 3.30 pm in the afternoon before I was able to get to a Ladies Cloakroom having set off very early in the morning. On the journey home, people left me in places, promising to come back and didn't more than once so – in the end, it seemed better to try and hobble off the bus with my stick, through the passport control (while a kind Doctor from Heraklion carried my hand luggage) and get someone to fetch a trolley for my big case which a strong, young lad hooked from the conveyor for me. Thank goodness friends were there to meet me and people are willing to do random acts of kindness!

I would like to say that the back is on the mend, but sadly it is only marginally better and I still cannot walk very much.

Whilst in England, we had another bleeping adventure and spent several days of being kept awake by an annoying bleep near the stairs. On my last visit home, a muffled bleeping which I had been following round the house for a couple of days turned out to be coming from dear Mum, or at least Mum's defibrillator. It had me puzzled for a long time, because it was rarely in the same place and on discovery, involved an emergency trip to A & E to get sorted.

Sorry, no illustrations for alarm systems ..... !
This time, Mum had been very late down to breakfast one morning checking each corner of her bedroom to try and find out where the sound was coming from. We were fairly certain that the battery on the smoke alarm on the top landing needed changing. Looking at the cover, the wording said that the device did not have a battery and we needed to contact the manufacturer for a replacement. As two devices (upstairs and downstairs) had been fitted by the Fire Brigade, we phoned them and a lovely man came round with a telescopic ladder and a cheery grin to change it. We directed him upstairs and he niftily removed the old one and fitted a replacement … magic. He was just explaining what to do if it ever happened again – just unscrew the device like a light bulb and the bleeping would stop. (BLEEP!) Oh dear, if the bleeping was supposed to stop, why was it still bleeping? Bother, my mistake, it must be the one on the lower landing. No the bleeping was not from there … it was definitely upstairs. (BLEEP). After several more minutes chasing about, we discovered a white plastic box hidden away on a small table by the bannisters which my Father had bought and forgotten about several years ago to detect carbon monoxide. Being deaf, Dad could not hear any of the bleeping last time or this time, but we had to apologise very profusely to the man from the Fire Brigade. Most embarrassing. However, it was all sorted and I left Mum and Dad's house in Barton totally bleepless.



Back in the village in Crete, all the summer visitors have left and we are loving the clear, sunny views of Mount Psiloritis (= Mt. Ida) and realise that it will not be long before the snows are back on the peaks. The sea temperature is beginning to cool now and today we luxuriated on a beach with only a handful of sunbathers. Late September and early October are wonderful this year and we are enjoying all the Autumn weather despite the leaves from the tree which need sweeping up each morning. School went back on 15 September, so there are fewer children playing in the square and chattering their way in and out of the little village shop. K spent today with thick, gloopy paint for the flat roofs slapping it on liberally to keep the house wind and waterproof for another year. We will see!!!


No comments:

Post a Comment