Monday 8 October 2012

BACK TO THE BUREAU



 We have been really busy of late, dodging about and trying to sort out boring paperwork in public offices. One thing you learn about living in Greece is that getting banking, bills, posting letters or dealing with bureaucracy is almost bound to take up an entire day. I once remember reading a book called Parkinson's Law which had a lot to say about time management and how someone who worked in an office would write a letter, put it an envelope and post it. The task would take an hour at the most, whilst a little old lady searching for paper, thinking what she had to say, losing her glasses and having to walk down to the Sub Post Office for a book of stamps would take all day over it.

Parkinson was right – it is all true. Today, I spent the whole day getting a form notarised at our solicitor's office. The lift was broken at his building so I took the stairs and could not find his office anywhere. After getting to the correct floor, confused because there was a mezzanine level which I had not accounted for, I eventually spoke with him and his assistant and we got the form completed and stamped. Added to the fact that the Hotels Bus into town takes about an hour to do a 20 minute bus journey, the achievement so far had taken most of the morning. Then on to the Bookshop to get the papers photocopied. Copies downstairs – what is your name – Kyria Capernaros – please take the package upstairs and pay. Queued for easily 20 minutes to pay 33 cents and got a very fancy carrier bag to put them in! Then to the Post Office. Inside the waiting area, a mutinous and muttering crowd all arrived and took a numbered ticket from the machine at the door but were squaring their shoulders to push in whenever they got the chance. There were seats (fortunately) so I sat down and awaited my fate. My number was 357, the one counter assistant operating from the six booths (all occupied, but not serving anyone) had a box above her head which said 334. Not quite abandoning hope, I looked around and most of us had just one letter to post! It took nearly an hour to achieve! Still the form was for an office in France and, if anything, my recent experience of their bureaucracy is even more ridiculous, so I will wait to see what might happen next and what other challenges the French Government have in store for me! I filled out a form last November to apply for a miniscule portion of a pension from them as a result of working in France when I left college and we have been playing bureaucratic tennis ever since. They have had a copy of every document I possess, and still nothing seems to pacify them. They were desolated that I did not keep my salary slips from 40 years ago – and it will be interesting to see what an Attestation d'Existence signed and stamped by a Greek Solicitor will evoke.

Meanwhile, Kimon had spent the morning at the electricity board and the driving licence authority, so he arrived in the gardens where we had arranged to meet, hot, sweaty and similarly exhausted. He only had to sort out his medication from the pharmacy before he could relax for the day. It all seems much harder than going to work!

Watercolour for the 'Made in Kastellos' Exhibition


We have had some lovely days, though. Last weekend, we signed up for a CIC gentle walk from Arkadi to Pikris down a lovely wooded gorge finishing at a taverna at the end for Sunday Lunch. It was terribly hot and everyone looked a bit pink and burnt when they arrived. As back problems were not yet better, I had waited in the village with my paints and sketch book and had a lovely morning painting landscapes until lunchtime. There were 32 people and 6 dogs in the party, so lunch with all those pooches under the table was a bit lively!



On Tuesday, Art School was fun and the group spent the morning painting from a large complicated still life which was far from easy. Next week, we will no doubt have to tackle it from a different angle!




We have had one or two quick swims in the week, which is the right kind of exercise for back strengthening and while the weather holds, we will make the most of it. Everyone who lives here welcomes September and October as the mornings and evenings are deliciously cool, although the days are still nice and warm.



I am off to the Villa Ariadne in Knossos for an Archaeology Course on Wednesday and slightly nervous, in case it is a bit learned. K did not want to go. The programme looks intensive – starting off for field work at 8.00 am each morning for 3 days and talks/activities until the evening. We will see what happens. I expect the next blog will have lots of information about Bronze Age and Minoan pots. Eviva!

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